Shh! They're Sleeping.

This is Cherie typing softly to let everyone know that I've been up for an hour and a half and everybody is still sleeping. I don't like living out of suitcases for a month. I don't like hotel rooms, although I'm finding that price has something to do with how much I might sort of like a room. And let me tell you, I have been in some "don't take your shoes off and yell at the kids if they drop their stuffed animals" motels that I would rather not revisit or recall in my mind. I'm also tired of eating out and paying for food my kids don't eat and complain they are hungry 15 minutes after we are on the interstate. I want my own bed, my own dishes, personally cooked food, my own towels in my own (cleaned by me) bathroom and a tv that has more than 5 channels and at least one kids' channel. What hotel doesn't have at least one cartoon channel? Unfortunatley, none of this will happen for another 4 days and then I have to unpack all of it. Anybody want an all expense paid vacation to help me unpack?